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Glee: ‘Big Brother’ - Notable Quotes

  • Kurt: “Coach Sue is meaner than Tabitha.”
  • Sue: “Kids, it’s in my DNA to be intense. Just like it’s in Porcelain’s DNA to poop rainbow glitter.”
  • Kurt: “Blaine, your brother is the best looking man in North America.”
  • Coach Roz: “The doctor had to shine a flashlight in your vajayjay to get all the bats to fly out.”
  • Sue: “Porcelain’s famous brother, Cooper Anderson.”
  • Cooper: “Blaine and I, we were famous around the neighborhood for our dueling Simon LeBon impressions.”
    Blaine: “No no no. Please don’t make me do that.”
    Kurt: “Oh no Blaine, you have to. You’re both so handsome and good.”
  • Cooper: “Uh oh. The cardigan is coming off.”
  • Young Cooper: “Blaine, your balance is all off.”
    Young Blaine: “I just learned to walk three years ago.”
  • Cooper: “It also wouldn’t kill you to stop letting Kurt pick out your clothes.”

geminico: mrlongbottomflies: klaine-youareperfecttome: bythetimes: yourlonelyangel: emmybiscuit: heyblaine: i’ll marry kurt and we’ll have 0 kids and live in a shack (ha!) and be best friends with blaine (and by best friends they obviously mean we’ll all marry each other and have orgies in our living room) I’ll marry Brittany and we’ll have 2 kids and live in a house and be best friends with Blaine. Very nice. I’ll marry Blaine, we’ll have four kids, we will live in a nice house and my best friend will be Rory. I’ll marry Santana. Have 8 kids, live in a mansion and my bff is Rory. Seems legit. Marry Santana, have 4 kids, live in an apartment, and my BFF is Rory. Yup ;) I’ll marry Mercedes, we’ll have 0 kids, we’ll live in a mansion and my best friend will be Sam. I’ll marry Tina, we’ll have 2 kids, we’ll live in a nice house, and my best friend will be Mike Chang….AWKWARD~!
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geminico: mrlongbottomflies: klaine-youareperfecttome: bythetimes: yourlonelyangel: emmybiscuit: heyblaine: i’ll marry kurt and we’ll have 0 kids and live in a shack (ha!) and be best friends with blaine (and by best friends they obviously mean we’ll all marry each other and have orgies in our living room) I’ll marry Brittany and we’ll have 2 kids and live in a house and be best friends with Blaine. Very nice. I’ll marry Blaine, we’ll have four kids, we will live in a nice house and my best friend will be Rory. I’ll marry Santana. Have 8 kids, live in a mansion and my bff is Rory. Seems legit. Marry Santana, have 4 kids, live in an apartment, and my BFF is Rory. Yup ;) I’ll marry Mercedes, we’ll have 0 kids, we’ll live in a mansion and my best friend will be Sam. I’ll marry Tina, we’ll have 2 kids, we’ll live in a nice house, and my best friend will be Mike Chang….AWKWARD~!
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geminico: mrlongbottomflies: klaine-youareperfecttome: bythetimes: yourlonelyangel: emmybiscuit: heyblaine: i’ll marry kurt and we’ll have 0 kids and live in a shack (ha!) and be best friends with blaine (and by best friends they obviously mean we’ll all marry each other and have orgies in our living room) I’ll marry Brittany and we’ll have 2 kids and live in a house and be best friends with Blaine. Very nice. I’ll marry Blaine, we’ll have four kids, we will live in a nice house and my best friend will be Rory. I’ll marry Santana. Have 8 kids, live in a mansion and my bff is Rory. Seems legit. Marry Santana, have 4 kids, live in an apartment, and my BFF is Rory. Yup ;) I’ll marry Mercedes, we’ll have 0 kids, we’ll live in a mansion and my best friend will be Sam. I’ll marry Tina, we’ll have 2 kids, we’ll live in a nice house, and my best friend will be Mike Chang….AWKWARD~!
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geminico: mrlongbottomflies: klaine-youareperfecttome: bythetimes: yourlonelyangel: emmybiscuit: heyblaine: i’ll marry kurt and we’ll have 0 kids and live in a shack (ha!) and be best friends with blaine (and by best friends they obviously mean we’ll all marry each other and have orgies in our living room) I’ll marry Brittany and we’ll have 2 kids and live in a house and be best friends with Blaine. Very nice. I’ll marry Blaine, we’ll have four kids, we will live in a nice house and my best friend will be Rory. I’ll marry Santana. Have 8 kids, live in a mansion and my bff is Rory. Seems legit. Marry Santana, have 4 kids, live in an apartment, and my BFF is Rory. Yup ;) I’ll marry Mercedes, we’ll have 0 kids, we’ll live in a mansion and my best friend will be Sam. I’ll marry Tina, we’ll have 2 kids, we’ll live in a nice house, and my best friend will be Mike Chang….AWKWARD~!
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geminico: mrlongbottomflies: klaine-youareperfecttome: bythetimes: yourlonelyangel: emmybiscuit: heyblaine: i’ll marry kurt and we’ll have 0 kids and live in a shack (ha!) and be best friends with blaine (and by best friends they obviously mean we’ll all marry each other and have orgies in our living room) I’ll marry Brittany and we’ll have 2 kids and live in a house and be best friends with Blaine. Very nice. I’ll marry Blaine, we’ll have four kids, we will live in a nice house and my best friend will be Rory. I’ll marry Santana. Have 8 kids, live in a mansion and my bff is Rory. Seems legit. Marry Santana, have 4 kids, live in an apartment, and my BFF is Rory. Yup ;) I’ll marry Mercedes, we’ll have 0 kids, we’ll live in a mansion and my best friend will be Sam. I’ll marry Tina, we’ll have 2 kids, we’ll live in a nice house, and my best friend will be Mike Chang….AWKWARD~!
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geminico:

mrlongbottomflies:

klaine-youareperfecttome:

bythetimes:

yourlonelyangel:

emmybiscuit:

heyblaine:

i’ll marry kurt and we’ll have 0 kids and live in a shack (ha!) and be best friends with blaine

(and by best friends they obviously mean we’ll all marry each other and have orgies in our living room)

I’ll marry Brittany and we’ll have 2 kids and live in a house and be best friends with Blaine. Very nice.

I’ll marry Blaine, we’ll have four kids, we will live in a nice house and my best friend will be Rory.

I’ll marry Santana. Have 8 kids, live in a mansion and my bff is Rory. Seems legit.

Marry Santana, have 4 kids, live in an apartment, and my BFF is Rory.

Yup ;)

I’ll marry Mercedes, we’ll have 0 kids, we’ll live in a mansion and my best friend will be Sam.

I’ll marry Tina, we’ll have 2 kids, we’ll live in a nice house, and my best friend will be Mike Chang….AWKWARD~!

(Source: proudlynerdy)

rolokoko: So what kind of instructions have you been given about your character?“You hate all of them, and you hate children.” We even did a scene, as an exercise, where I tear all the music off the piano and storm off. But I have had occasions when some directors — we have such great guest directors — have said to me, “You can soften up here.” And in that sense I feel like I have a character arc.
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rolokoko: So what kind of instructions have you been given about your character?“You hate all of them, and you hate children.” We even did a scene, as an exercise, where I tear all the music off the piano and storm off. But I have had occasions when some directors — we have such great guest directors — have said to me, “You can soften up here.” And in that sense I feel like I have a character arc.
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rolokoko:

So what kind of instructions have you been given about your character?
“You hate all of them, and you hate children.” We even did a scene, as an exercise, where I tear all the music off the piano and storm off. But I have had occasions when some directors — we have such great guest directors — have said to me, “You can soften up here.” And in that sense I feel like I have a character arc.

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